Wouldja like ta be a hair on little donny doughboy's head and listen to all his conversations with friends asking them what he should do?

How's about learning about what he said to Putin? How's about listening to what he and Melania say to each other when the cameras aren't rolling? When  cameras are rolling they are they hold hands. When they are alone do they touch each other? Do they say sweet loving things to each other? Or are they islands unto themselves and only perform for the camera? They have separate quarters. No big deal. He PROBABLY SNORES so loud she can't get any sleep if they share a bedroom. It's the other things that loving couples do together. Think they do or don't? Does she ever say "honey what do you think about this recipe" or does he ever say "sweetheart could you make cheesy grits again? They're so good"? Does Melania have a HONEY DO list for her honey? Does her honey do what she asks him to do?