Once upon a time there was a little boy who was born into a family loaded with "do" (dough, i.e. money).
When the little boy got some "do" from his rich daddy, he shouted, hoo-"re" for "mi"! Hoo-"re" for "mi"!
"Mi so la te do" he cried (me so love thee dough)
As the boy grew, he fell in love with another rich person. Not with a girl, but with the man in the mirror. (Mi la mi so!)
The boy wasn't too wise with his "do" (bankruptcies), causing some to say "fa"! Yet the man in the mirror never criticised him.
Soon there was but 2 loves in his life - do and mi. Even though he married a Czech model, an actress,and a Slovenian model, the first and only love in his life was "mi" (or, as he put it, moi).