Be careful, I normally have something to say about almost everything, but if you can make it good enough that I can't even conjure up a response, you've won.
Rules:
1. I have to make an honest effort to respond as soon as I read your answer, I cannot think about it or look up information and come back later.
2. I cannot merely say, "Thank you" or leave an emoji or an emoticon. A response from me means an actual and complete sentence. (Questions are one type of sentence, by the way.)
3. Your answer is automatically disqualified from competition if it's in a language that I don't know/can't read.
4. Nonsense answers are encouraged, but remember with whom you're dealing, and I respond very well and very often to nonsense.
5. If you don't hear from me at all anywhere in the thread that follows your answer, you've won.
Have I covered every loophole?
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Only an idiot would respond to my answer.
