Maybe one of his former mistressees? He already vetted them and tried them on for size. Could save time.
Trump doesn’t actually need tabloid journalism to get the tawdrier details of his love life into the mainstream press. He has spent decades publicly talking about his lovers and his womanizing ways (this doesn’t even include the time he talked about his penis size during a televised presidential debate), and has even suggested that such qualities would make him a good president.
“The hypocrites argue that a man who loves and appreciates beautiful women and does so legally and openly shouldn’t become a national leader,” Trump wrote in a piece for the March 2000 issue of Gear magazine. “Is there something wrong with appreciating beautiful women? Don’t we want people in public office who show signs of life? I am what I am, and I make no bones about it.”
According to a past incarnation of the National Enquirer, Trump’s “signs of life” weren’t a qualification for public office—they were pure, juicy, money-making fodder.