how can i be less miserable while i work a 14 hour shift today

ok that's a mood 

but its actually not the worst situation i put myself in. Thanksgiving is our busiest day of the year and this last Thanksgiving I came in at four am still super drunk after only three hours of sleep. actually one of my coworkers came and got me because he was like there is no way I'm doing this without you. 

I was like I might puke in your car and he was like well the window doesn't roll down so you'll have to open the door and hang out 

how wonderful 

I wish I could say I don't know what you are talking about.... but I DO.  I have been there.  

I worked at a Denny's graveyard shift and the Mayor of Bensenville and his wife came in and I seriously did this.  I was in the middle of taking their order, told the wife I was very tired, took her coat out of the booth she was in, and rolled it up in a ball and went to sleep in the booth behind her.  

I woke up in jail.  

So, I hear you.