A. I was driving; it's my car.
B. The stranger was driving; I had hired a ride.
C. It's kind of difficult for me to drive from the back seat while handcuffed behind my back, shackled at the ankles and a thick metal cage separating me from the police officer, Randy. (By the way, I'll need bail money again.)
D. It's complicated.
E. We were parked, it was late at night, the scene was secluded, the windows were all steamed up, neither of us were driving . . .
F. You can't pin a thing on me, and I'm not answering any more question without a lawyer here, ya filthy copper.
G. No one saw me, right? I mean, there are no witnesses who can place me there, I'm sure of it.
H. None of the above/other answer.
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