Because your lists are probably like your questions. You know the ones that are puzzles that only a Puzzleologist could ever get next to?
I see your grocery lists in my head when I get one of my anxiety attacks.
RANDY GROCERY LIST
(Randy does not have numbers for choices. Randy has numbers for RULES)
RULE number 1.
Must shop for item in preferred store. If I request a bread from a bakery, it must be that particular bakery of the exact address I order. If it is a chain, I do not trust chains. It must come from the exact address where I have sampled their fare.
RULE number 2.
NO SUBSTITIONS (kind of redundant after Rule 1, but Randy is anal)
RULE number 3.
If there is Mayo even mentioned as a joke within a radius of 100 feet of the delivery address, START ALL OVER
RULE number 4. Sandwich must contain meat.
Preferably meat by a freshly slaughtered animal.
RULE 5:
DO not EVER serve me the same thing twice unless I request it.
RULE 6:
I would LIKE some soup too, please?
(YES, tomato is a safe choice, but must be Campbell's and must be from a certain store)