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I want to re-visit Chuck Norris jokes. Got any new ones? Two per customer please.

Chuck Norris can eat coal and crap diamonds. (I actually made that one up.)

Posted - June 22, 2019
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  • 46117
    He's so old he changed his show to "walker" Texas Ranger.    Of course I made it up.  I make all my jokes up.  


    This post was edited by WM BARR . =ABSOLUTE TRASH at June 22, 2019 11:32 AM MDT
      June 22, 2019 11:18 AM MDT
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  • 46117
    His Total Gym now comes equipped with a motor for sit ups past the age of 80.
      June 22, 2019 11:22 AM MDT
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  • 11108
    Billy Jack and Chuck Norris got in a fight over a glass of prune juice. Cheers and happy weekend!
      June 22, 2019 11:25 AM MDT
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  • 46117
    Chuck snuck up behind Billy, cried "BOO!" and gave him a heart-attack.

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      June 22, 2019 11:37 AM MDT
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  • 34272
      June 22, 2019 1:17 PM MDT
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  • 44608
    Great movie.
      June 22, 2019 2:28 PM MDT
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  • 34272
    Chuck Norris once walked away from a fight with two broken ribs and a dislocated arm. He hasn't given them back yet...
      June 22, 2019 1:28 PM MDT
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  • 3523
    What was he going to do with them?  Take them home and eat them?
      June 23, 2019 8:57 PM MDT
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  • 34272
    Souvenirs.
      June 24, 2019 6:55 AM MDT
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