We KNOW the extremely stable genius sb prez has zero interest in nutrition or health. Just look at him! Ya know what would be his cuppa tea?

An orchard of Cheeseburger trees. He could stroll outside at any time of day or night and grab 3 or 4 BIG MACS. He'd be in heaven. So any of you enterprising folks out there who want to make bigly brownie points with the big fella that's how ta do it!