I'll take a venti skinny half-caff iced merlot, extra foam, please.

Lol, I can’t wait for that day :)

I admit that I kind of like the vanilla sweet cream cold brew. But it's expensive so it's a rare treat.

I have no idea what that costs, but I can tell you that I refuse to pay $5 for a cup of coffee.  My office provides it for us and they use Starbuck's but not the blend that is so bitter.  At home, I use Gevalia or Mellitta Classic and my coffee maker makes a good cup of coffee.

That's a good thing. I can't leave home without having two cups of coffee first and then I usually grab some iced coffee when I'm working. I can't make it through the day without my caffeine fix.

coffee nazi 

Mocha miscegenist