Another RULE for every trump-approved American Citizen is that each one of them must wear a flag pin 24/7. OR ELSE?

I think the safest route, best way out is to

GET A FLAG TATTOO on a  prominent place on your face and that way you won't need a pin.

Great income for all tattoo artists. Big bucks ahead. Make sure you have all the paints you need to tattoo every white trump-approved citizen including infants!