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Benedict Arnold

Good morning, class. How many action verbs can you identify in Mary's garden and what is Mary going to do with that cotton?

Please use all of your verbs in a sentence and then diagram each of your sentences. Please hand your work in by 5 PM today. Points will be deducted for all late assignments.



Posted - July 24, 2019
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  • 2836
    Ain't gonna happen and you can't make me
      July 24, 2019 9:17 AM MDT
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  •   July 24, 2019 9:22 AM MDT
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  • RAAANDYYYY?!?!?!?!??????
      July 24, 2019 9:36 AM MDT
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  • Look, Mr. D has been placed on an unpaid leave of absence for eating sandwiches in the janotor's closet with the cafeteria lady during recess. Do your work, or don't do your work, but I'm not being paid to actually teach you anything. 
      July 24, 2019 9:45 AM MDT
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  • People complain about algebra, calculus, and trig  being useless. God dang it I never once used my knowledge of how to diagram a sentenceL. Nor ever needed to.
      July 24, 2019 1:06 PM MDT
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  • Look, this is 'Murica and that's the way it is. Now just be grateful you're doing macaroni art instead of having to learn three languages like children in other countries!
      July 24, 2019 2:53 PM MDT
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  • This "Mary" ain't even going there. 
    Next assignment please. 
    Perhaps something in phys Ed.
    Under the bleachers maybe.





      July 24, 2019 10:11 AM MDT
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  • You may pick a lab partner, then, for your anatomy and physiology assignment in preparation for your oral report. 
      July 24, 2019 11:04 AM MDT
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  • 2836
    ORAL?!?!
      July 24, 2019 1:48 PM MDT
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  • This post was edited by Benedict Arnold at July 24, 2019 9:12 PM MDT
      July 24, 2019 2:33 PM MDT
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  • 5450
    Oh, did you say something?  I was busy talking to the other kids in class.  Umm, yes, the conversation was that important!


      July 24, 2019 10:20 AM MDT
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  • My dear, you seem trustworthy enough to leave in charge while I take a gin break. Flash your bewbs if you need to, but don't let anyone out of the classroom. 
      July 24, 2019 11:10 AM MDT
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  • 5450
    OK, I'll make sure nobody goes anywhere!

      July 24, 2019 1:38 PM MDT
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  • I'm very impressed with how well-prepared you are Mistress ... um, I mean Miss. The lesson for the kiddies today is ... know your safe word!
      July 24, 2019 2:55 PM MDT
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  • 1822
    how many spitballs can I stick to the classroom smartboard 
      July 24, 2019 1:38 PM MDT
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  • We'll just sit you in the corner with the other special children ... that'll be a good way to keep them occupied for hours.
      July 24, 2019 2:58 PM MDT
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  • I'm pretty sure I didn't sign up for the Honors course.
      July 25, 2019 4:47 PM MDT
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  • Right. So I'll you need you to stand in for me next week and teach the class while I see Rodrigo for my weekly "massage." 

    It's arts and crafts day anyway, so your only job is to make sure no one eats the paste.

      July 25, 2019 8:41 PM MDT
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  • There's gonna be paste? I'm in.
      July 26, 2019 6:14 AM MDT
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  • Should any incidents occur, don't worry because it's non-toxic. At least I think it is.

      July 26, 2019 6:37 AM MDT
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  • I'm keeping the paste for myself. I'll pass out superglue to the kids to make sure they don't leave their seats or talk in class.
      July 26, 2019 6:59 AM MDT
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  • Jane, you're brilliant.

      July 26, 2019 7:08 AM MDT
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