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Benedict Arnold

If cleanliness is next to godliness, then surely the laundromat must be a gateway to Heaven, right?

Posted - August 20, 2019
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  • 46117
    HOly crap on a cracker. WHAT DOES THAT JERK HAVE ON?????
      August 20, 2019 4:32 PM MDT
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  • He is wearing a contemplative look on his face and a nice suit jacket. 
    It appears he also had dirty boy pants and thus they are in the wash.

    Haven't you ever done that,  
    take off your clothes, wash/dry them, and then put them back on?
      August 20, 2019 4:42 PM MDT
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  • 46117
    Why bother when you can just get in the tub dressed and wash everything all at once and go outside and air dry?  Work smarter, not harder.

    I thought he was wearing shorts and business socks and shoes.  That's why I called him names.  
      August 20, 2019 4:56 PM MDT
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  • Ya know, those sort of suits do exist.  Suits with short pants.  Love them.
    Not everyone can wear them though.  Or should I say, not everyone should.
      August 20, 2019 5:01 PM MDT
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  • 2836
    I agree with you on this Sharona.
    In a social setting, this look would be fine and might I say, fabulous looking, but in a business environment. Nope Nope Nope
      August 20, 2019 5:31 PM MDT
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  • Depends on what yo biznezz is, baby!
      August 20, 2019 5:35 PM MDT
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  • 2836
    High-class Whoring This post was edited by Jon at August 20, 2019 5:42 PM MDT
      August 20, 2019 5:41 PM MDT
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  • 46117
    You misunderstand. I don't mind the look.  I  mind when someone takes black business shoes and black socks and wears shorts.  Not in a styled manner, in a clueless manner.  

    I like that look you posted.   It's when you add the Wal-Mart look to it that makes it funny and stupid looking. 
      August 20, 2019 5:37 PM MDT
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  • 2836
    Dude...I love Laundromats! 

    They smell awesome, free WiFi, Snacks and interesting people. You get to sit around while you wash the filth away engaging your olfactory senses on various detergents and fabric softners. If you are lucky to live in an area like where I reside that has a college, there are the wonderful sights of fresh college lads washing their undies and other assortments of hip, trendy clothes.  As a bonus, maybe you can convince one to come with you to toke a bone out back by the dumpster.  There is nothing quite like getting a nice buzz with a pretty twink, then watching the clothes go round and round.

    Here, you can see my boyfriend taking his cat "Bixby" to to the laundromat to do laundry and provide much-needed exercise for his pussy.

     


    This post was edited by Jon at August 20, 2019 5:45 PM MDT
      August 20, 2019 5:25 PM MDT
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  • OMG dude. 
    How have you never shown me that GIF before?  LOLOLOLOLOL.  ITS BIXBY!

    And I know you know just how much I love the local washateria.
    The soft hum and white noise of the machines.
    The smell of fabric softners like you mentioned.
    The warmth.

    I could curl up and sleep comfy there.
    Let's have a sleepover at one and invite everybody.
      August 20, 2019 5:31 PM MDT
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  • 2836
    IKR?! I just found that GIF!!! It's the Bixby Meister! lol 
    I love that place as much as you do.  
    Snow tumbling from the sky, the warmdry fragrant breath of the Dryers...all make for sensual lovemaking 
      August 20, 2019 5:36 PM MDT
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  •   August 20, 2019 5:44 PM MDT
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  • 2836
    You are so gonna get it. lol
      August 20, 2019 5:51 PM MDT
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  • Tumble and fluff me.  Extra heat!
      August 20, 2019 5:54 PM MDT
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  • 2836
    Let the fluffing begin...
      August 20, 2019 6:26 PM MDT
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  • 5391
    I’m sure there’s a cult that preaches that very thing. 
      August 20, 2019 5:30 PM MDT
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  • LOL!  I have no doubt. 
    I'm convinced there is a belief structure for every living brain cell out there,
    and I dare say more than a few for the dead ones as well.
      August 20, 2019 5:34 PM MDT
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  • 6023
    Nope.  More like a gateway to Hell.
    90% of laundromats I've been in are filthy.
    I can't believe anybody would try to clean their clothes there.
    Sticky floors ... gunk on the folding areas ... dryers with so much lint, they're fire hazards ... stained washing machines.
    Not to mention half the machines don't work, and all the chairs are badly chipped/cracked.
    And if it's a 24-hour laundromats, after dark they're hangouts for gangs or homeless.
      August 21, 2019 7:58 AM MDT
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