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Posted - August 25, 2019

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  • .....and their damn toques and Tragically Hip playlists.
      August 25, 2019 9:10 AM MDT
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  • 2836
    Dude, I make a mean toque 
      August 25, 2019 10:10 AM MDT
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  • 46117
    like bacon and ginger ale
      August 25, 2019 9:59 AM MDT
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  • 2836
    stfu! Canadians don't know what REAL Bacon is. Have you ever seen what passes for bacon in Canada"?!?!  

    THAT IS NOT BACON! That is an Easter Dinner for godsakes.  
      August 25, 2019 10:15 AM MDT
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  • 46117
    I never thought about that. I HATED that stuff always.  

    YOU ARE RIGHT.  I will S the F UP.
      August 25, 2019 11:07 AM MDT
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  • 2836
    LOL
      August 25, 2019 12:16 PM MDT
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  • 44359
    That was invented in Great Britain. It has nothing to do with Canada, eh.
      August 25, 2019 3:11 PM MDT
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  • 2836
    Then why is it called "Canadian bacon"?
    It's my guess that those Brits would come up with a name much, much,  worse... "Pork Pudding"? This post was edited by Jon at August 25, 2019 6:29 PM MDT
      August 25, 2019 4:59 PM MDT
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  • Canadians... are not put in cages along the northern border.
      August 25, 2019 10:07 AM MDT
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  • 2836
    ...have better healthcare and are happier than US people in general This post was edited by Jon at August 25, 2019 3:12 PM MDT
      August 25, 2019 10:11 AM MDT
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  • 46117
    They may have better healthcare.  The second part is beyond wrong.  I lived in Florida.  We hated them down there.  They were rude, oafish boors who want everything for free and never tip anyone.

    We had newspapers with pictures of them in the ocean with their speedos and GIGANTIC STOMACHS wading in the water.

    There are large numbers of Canadians that don't make anyone happy.  

    But, there are large numbers of Canadians that are AWESOME.  

    So we have morons everywhere.   This post was edited by WM BARR . =ABSOLUTE TRASH at August 25, 2019 3:13 PM MDT
      August 25, 2019 10:14 AM MDT
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  • 2836
    No..NO IT IS NOT..Not only are they happier, but they are also healthier and thinner. Americans, for the most part, are fat & miserable
      August 25, 2019 10:16 AM MDT
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  • 46117
    Read what I just said.  Then type at me.
      August 25, 2019 10:19 AM MDT
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  • 2836
    STOP EDITING YOUR COMMENTS AFTER YOU HIT SEND 

    Do you have any idea how confusing that is when you do that? Some may say it's "Disingenuous" as well.   
    If you edit it AFTER you post it,  there is no notification that you did so. You could change the entire context of the post and there is no w3ay for the other person to realize that.  
      August 25, 2019 10:23 AM MDT
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  • 46117
    This is something I have done since time began and it is an embedded habit .  I try but I cannot get the total beauty until I read it in print. Then I can clean it up much better.

    You must learn to deal with each of our indiosyncracies or else why get to know one another?  

    I am worth it.  
      August 25, 2019 11:09 AM MDT
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  • 2836
    Yeah, you're worth it. You know I love ya. I have a special vat of caustic sauce set aside especially for you. lol

    I wish sometimes I had not killed my previous account. It had lots of historical value.   Did I moderate you? hehehe
      August 25, 2019 12:19 PM MDT
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  • 2836
    Sorry, I live on the Canadian border. What you describe are Americans to a "T" not only are American's Fat and Miserable, they are very judgemental and rude. 

    I see it daily. 
      August 25, 2019 10:19 AM MDT
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  • Okay,  I'm going to ask you you're perspective.
    Is it just me or do a lot of straight Canadian border crossed a and tourist come off as gay or flamboyant Americans?
    It often seems hard to tell   around here which way they swing at first.

    Then again it is a boating community with rich island properties so there's a lot of swinging going on in general. This post was edited by Benedict Arnold at August 25, 2019 3:14 PM MDT
      August 25, 2019 11:07 AM MDT
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  • 2836
    Hmm. Good question. You get a different crowd of Canadians than I do probably.   We get the Crunchy-granola,  French speakers who come here for vacation to ski/snowboard.  They seem like a hardy lot to me. We also get the ones who hit 93 and head south towards warmer climates. TO them, we are a warmer climate which never fails to amuse.   

    The one thing I will tell you is that the Canadian guys are not shy wearing those "Marble" sack or bikini briefs at the beaches.  Especially the guys who should not be wearing them like the 50-60-year-old, 270-pound hairy ones. LOL 


      August 25, 2019 11:57 AM MDT
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  • Yeah,  totally different bunch.  We get a few of those but its much more of the first and second generation of the Ontario urban wealthy party crowd or old timers with classic American cars in cherry condition and a trophy wife with fake t!ts.
      August 25, 2019 12:14 PM MDT
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  • 46117
    Who taught you to debate?  What has AMERICA to do with CANADA having rude monsters?  

    OF COURSE WE ARE HORRIBLE.  ROTTEN and stupider than Canada.  That does not make Canada less human.  We all have horrible characteristics.

    I'm not attacking Canada. I love Canada WAY more than America.  I DO.  They have a better government to me.  From what I can tell. But there are groups of creeps there just like here.  

    AND YOU ARE RIGHT.  I will never back American pigs.  But CANADA has a lot of anal-retentive TRUMP lovers.  Do not kid yourself . They are ultra conservative.  I don't like that.  
      August 25, 2019 11:13 AM MDT
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  • 2836
    I was debating. I was stating facts. 


      August 25, 2019 11:58 AM MDT
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  • 46117
    You are cheating.  How can I debate a smiling cherub? 


      August 25, 2019 12:10 PM MDT
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  • 2836
    LOL!!! 

    I prefer "Imp" but cherub will suffice. 



      August 25, 2019 12:31 PM MDT
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