What am I talking about?
The chump said I AM THE BEST THING THAT EVER HAPPENED TO PUERTO RICO!
Period. End of story.
What kind of thing d'ya think he is? A good thing a bad thing a dumb thing a mediocre ordinary typical thing a crazy thing?
There are all kinds of things in the world. They are INANIMATE usually.
A thing that passes himself off as a HOMO SAP? Well that thing is a thing of a different color...a son of a different mother...an oddity a queerly peculiar entity.