1. Just say no. 2. QUIT cold turkey and sign out forever 3. Get BANNED for LIFE 4. Throw your computer out the window 5. Don't pay internet bill 6. Volunteer for the Peace Corps (does that still even exist?) 7. Get arrested. I'm sure there are computers in jail, but it will keep the time to a minimum on here. If you could have internet in jail, most people would stand in line to be arrested. 8. Oh, that's enough. Do one of those and you won't need any more steps.
I'm just wondering: If I quit my job will Randy come a get me? I have a tent on the beach that has plenty of room for both of us. Great view all the time. That is MY 12 step program: 12 steps to the water from my tent.
This post was edited by Art Lover at August 30, 2019 5:02 PM MDT