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What are some of the basic alimony laws on AnswerMug? I want to know what I’m getting myself into . . .


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Posted - September 8, 2019

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  • 44583
    Cheaper to keep her.
      September 8, 2019 9:12 PM MDT
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  • 53485

      I’m trying to avoid the fake marriage entirely. 


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      September 8, 2019 9:14 PM MDT
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  • 44583
    Offer her 1,000 fake tildes per month.
      September 8, 2019 9:16 PM MDT
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  • 53485

      Please don‘t joke about the tildes like that, you’ve really touched a raw nerve. I may give up my life savings, my 401K, my priceless volumes of grammar texts, anything, but no woman is getting her grubby paws all over my tilde collection. Grrrrrrr. 
      September 8, 2019 9:20 PM MDT
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  • 46117
    Don't get mad.  Get everything.  Ivanna Trump.  
      September 8, 2019 9:54 PM MDT
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  • 7939
    All marital assets from fake answerMug marriages are forfeited and given to answerMug. All debts are divided equally between the couple and must be paid off with interest in the form of questions and answers. Be advised that it's like taking out a payday loan. You'll be paying interest until the day you die and will never get to the principal. 

    Alimony is decided on a case-by-case basis, but you should be aware that the court looks favorably upon those who drink coffee. Those who do not typically must undergo a rigorous psychiatric evaluation and are generally stripped of any parental rights they may have otherwise had to imaginary babies (human, tilde, or otherwise) conceived in fake answerMug marriages. However, exceptions are sometimes made for those willing to undergo conversion therapy. 
      September 8, 2019 11:13 PM MDT
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  • 53485

      Coffee is way overrated.

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      September 9, 2019 7:58 PM MDT
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  • No one here can help you, Randy. Quit posting questions and go find a second job. 
      September 9, 2019 5:37 PM MDT
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  • 53485

      You know, I’m really beginning to regret saving you from that Moscow brothel where I found you. Grrrrrrrrr. 

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      September 9, 2019 7:53 PM MDT
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