2020 DEBATES between mr trump and brand X Democrat
Each step MUST BE FOLLOWED EXACTLY. NO ADLIBS
1. It is beneath a sitting president to debate anyone. So mr trump will never personally debate the Dem
running for prez. Instead mr trump will send a flotilla of surrogates in his stead
Here comes the good part. PAY ATTENTION
2. Each surrogate will be wired with a bomb set to blow up if what he/she says doesn't please mr t. On the spot. In real time and in real LIVING COLOR. Of course there will be much blood spattered so the set will be protected with plastic sheets hanging down from the rafters in abundance.
3. The remote that controls the blowing up of the bomb attached to the surrogate will be in one hand
of mr trump at all times. In the other hand will be a succession of McDonald's Cheeseburgers which mr trump will be consuming at an alarming rate while lying in bed in his jammies glued to the boob tube.
4. We won't know how many surrogates mr trump will blow up at each debate. He will send ten each time just because he can...that's part of the excitement and the "never know" of the show
5. Only one tiny little thing needs to be worked out. Who is stupid enough to volunteer to be blown up if he/she speaks out of line? I'm working on that.
Wouldn't that be the BEST REALTY TV SHOW ever? You'd watch right?
Don't worry about mr trump. He will have the fake AG liddle billybarr who will protect him from any liability attendant thereto as others would be if they blew people up. Of course mr trump is special. He gets away with whatever he wants whenever he wants however he wants whether it is IN YOUR FACE as this will be or behind closed door. So worry not your pretty little heads. All will be good. Looking forward to it I remain Y.O.S.
