Here's an oldie from AB. If I go down the breakfast aisle at the grocery store and stab boxes of Cheerios and Cap'n Crunch, does that make me a cereal killer?

If it was the regular Cap'n Crunch, you're doing everyone a favor.

If it was PB Crunch, I hope you burn in hell. 

Nah, just a menace to stock-ers everywhere ;)

I would say it would be an assault charge in the cereal aisle. 

 It makes you 'Ding Coo coo.'

I'll ask Miley Cyrus.

LOL