Randolph D: “I’ve asked all of you to be here for a very important cause. This is an intervention, people, where we will reveal to Jaimie ALL of her deficiencies. This will take quite some time, so you’re divided up into workshop groups for each of her numerous problems. Today’s focus is shoddiness at making sandwiches, and I will facilitate. We sent her on some silly errand so that she wouldn’t see all of you arriving and get wind of this. Thirty minutes have gone by and the first group is all here. Let’s bring her in, small we . . . “
Randy :( that‘s A LOT of words for a Friday night. Just say I AM THE GREATEST... and you’ll ask lots of questions. I’d tell you to pet my hairs and tell me I’m pretty to appease me... But that’s how necks get broken. I listen.