How much liquor does it take for you to develop laser vision?

One of the strange things that ALCOHOL would do to me, is I would get ESP so strong, I KNEW what I was thinking was REALLY going to happen.

I would not have any inhibitions telling me in my mind that it is not possible, and all would fall away but the message.  It has happened so often that I would drink sometimes to try and affect that skill.

It didn't always work.  But when it did?  There was no doubt I was tapping into something I normally could not tap into. 

That is about as laser as I got.  

I'm not as good as I used to be with liquor. Now I just fall asleep, but normally it was about the same...depending upon what it was.  My three faves in the order of preference were Scotch, Absinthe, and Tequila. Each had its own measurement, but with absinthe, it was about 1/4 of a fifth before I started seeing dead relatives

Two drinks and I'm anybody's.  Three drinks and I'm everybody's. 

I become inebriated very easily so I try not to partake too often.  I have a few tootie-fruity wine coolers every now and then.  When I drink I am that person that becomes way too giggly and loud and just loves everyone.  Never been an angry drunk. I do puke though so as the night wears on I tend to look less and less fabulous. 

Kinda sad.  I never got any super powers.  I just go to sleep and wake up in strange places. HEY!  Who knows.  Maybe I teleport.  Yeah that's it!  Teleportation powers.