No matter how you slice it the chump is a QUEER* DUCK and getting queerer. Is that the way you like it uh-huh uh-huh?

*QUEER

Strange or odd from a conventional viewpoint. Unusually different singular
Of a questionable nature or character, suspicious, shady
Mentally unbalanced or deranged
Bad worthless counterfeit
Unconventional freakish curious eccentric