Discussion»Questions»Relationships» How can I be sure my fake online ex-wife REALLY gave birth to my love child? I’ve been sending child support payments, but . . .
How do you justify glitter and mojitos as legitimate child-rearing expenses? And why is it I never get to see this supposed "baby" of ours? You send me fuzzy, blurred photos, and scratchy, unfocused videos taken on 1980s camcorders, and whenever I stop by your place, the baby is asleep, the baby is on a time out, the baby has diaper rash, the baby is a long-haul trucker, the baby is away on a play date, etc. Grrrrrrr. ~