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Did you know that God gave us a shag rug on our anus so that we can run? The more you know...


I have so many unanswered questions...
https://www.growingupboys.info/Answers2015/02-18.html


 

Posted - October 29, 2019

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  • 46117
    the person who wrote this text also voted for Donald Trump.  AND THAT GENUIS WHO ANSWERED HIM DOESN'T EVEN KNOW WHAT A VOTE IS.   This post was edited by WM BARR . =ABSOLUTE TRASH at October 29, 2019 12:20 PM MDT
      October 29, 2019 11:02 AM MDT
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  • 2836
    Dear Sharona, I want you to know that I expected you to post that. LOL  Twinkle Dink and I are considering becoming Trump supporters because he seems to be drawing a large flock of Twinks with smooth, hineys

    You should join us. C'mon Gurlfriend, take our hands and together we will make America Great Again!!!
      October 29, 2019 11:57 AM MDT
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  • 46117
    I'M IN.  THIS IS THE ONLY RECOURSE TO THE BASE.  AND THE BEST THING IS, I CAN TELL MYSELF OFF.  
      October 29, 2019 12:02 PM MDT
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  • 7792
    WTF are you babbling about?
      October 29, 2019 12:12 PM MDT
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  • 2836
    ¿No hablas inglés?
      October 29, 2019 12:15 PM MDT
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  • The Bible says, and I quote...

    Matthew 18:3
      "Truly I tell you,
    unless you change and become like little children,
    you will never enter the kingdom of heaven.

    Twinkle Dink says...
    Thererfore, being the very good Christian and very good boy that I am,
    I shave my booty crevice and keep it smooth as a baby.

    I am soooo totally going to Heaven.




      October 29, 2019 12:19 PM MDT
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  • 46117
    I found someone that reminds me so much of you and what I think of your spirit.  I never saw a kid like this in my life.  You gatta watch this boy.   I don't mean that this was your life in any manner, but this boy just reminds me of you.  I hope I am right because I love this kid.  SO MUCH.

    He is not going to be a straight.  NO way.   He killed this moment.  HE OWNED IT and it will never ever be forgotten.  Please watch. This is your spirit to me.  Hang on.

    WTF?  I posted the wrong thing.  Try again....


    This post was edited by WM BARR . =ABSOLUTE TRASH at October 29, 2019 12:43 PM MDT
      October 29, 2019 12:24 PM MDT
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  • That is one of the sweetest things anyone has said to me, Shar.  I'm not really sure that I am worthy of such high regard but I will tell you this...I think you have a wonderful, boisterous, fun-loving spirit and are an example of the human heart at its best.  I often fly high on many of the thoughts you share with us here.  Your words just now have made me smile and swing on a sunbeam.

    And yes, that kid is adorable and radiates an inner beauty. 
    We should all hope to have and be such a soul. 
      October 29, 2019 12:42 PM MDT
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  • 46117

    I hope we never meet because you cannot possibly live up to my image.  JUST KIDDING.   That's how you seem to me.  Just in the moment and happy and  loves everyone.  
      October 29, 2019 12:46 PM MDT
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  • 46117
    Thank you, I am just a ho bag for donald.
      October 29, 2019 12:47 PM MDT
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  • 2836
    and twinkle dink, too apparently. 
    Hands off, beech, that one IS mine!


    This post was edited by Jon at October 30, 2019 12:44 PM MDT
      October 30, 2019 12:43 PM MDT
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  • 2836
    I get down on my knees daily...Many times daily if I can in praise of that that heavenly delight


    Being hairless means you aren't a runner so you're easier to catch

      October 29, 2019 12:29 PM MDT
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  • 46117
    watch my video and tell me if it reminds you of him.  Not Simon's kid but Merrik Hanna.  
      October 29, 2019 12:33 PM MDT
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  • 2836
    I can confirm positively that Twinkle Dink is Merrick Hanna all grown up.
    lol


      October 29, 2019 4:12 PM MDT
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  • 46117
    I have a gift for knowing what someone is like.    Wait till I get to you. This post was edited by WM BARR . =ABSOLUTE TRASH at October 29, 2019 4:22 PM MDT
      October 29, 2019 4:21 PM MDT
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  • 2836
    Bring it on! lol

    I can hardly wait

      October 29, 2019 5:33 PM MDT
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  • 46117
    Do you have rectangular pupils? 

    selective photo of white sheep
      October 29, 2019 5:40 PM MDT
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  • 2836
    OMG!

    You hit the nail right on the horn! No...I do not have rectangular pupils, but I have longevity and the gift of staying-power. 
    Consider me the "Forest Gump" of social media.

    Please allow me to introduce myself
    I'm a man of wealth and taste
    I've been around for a long, long year
    Stole many a man's soul and faith

      October 29, 2019 5:59 PM MDT
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  • 46117
    GET SOME RECTANGULAR CONTACT LENSES.



    It turns out that pupil shape has a lot to do with where you land on the food chain. Goats' eyes, which contain horizontal, rectangular pupils, are extremely adapted for peripheral vision. ... Goats actually have about 320-degree vision, thanks to their cautious eyes. Humans, for comparison, have 120 degrees of vision.Aug 9, 2015 This post was edited by WM BARR . =ABSOLUTE TRASH at October 29, 2019 6:02 PM MDT
      October 29, 2019 6:01 PM MDT
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  • 2836
    If pupil shape has a lot to do with where you land on the food chain then why can't people see in the dark?
    Most humans are eaten at night

      October 30, 2019 12:41 PM MDT
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  • 13277
    And you seriously believe that stuff? Who brainwashed you?
      October 30, 2019 12:55 PM MDT
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  • You mean dingleberry vines?
      October 30, 2019 9:59 PM MDT
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