Discussion»Questions»Humor and Jokes» Which do you consider to be a better read, the back of the cereal box at breakfast or the shampoo bottle when you're in the loo?
Normally, breakfast is on-the-run so my days of enjoying good, bountiful reads are far and wide in between.
When I'm in my own little world, surrounded by towels, toothbrushes, soaps and the various lavatory fixtures, I melt into my bowl while digesting anything with words imprinted on it at my disposal.
I never learned much from the back of cereal boxes. More often than not the box top is where the key to power and knowledge resides. You can collect those and send them in to get stuff like secret decoders that reveal life's great mysteries. I even heard of one guy who collected enough of them to mail in and redeem them for an official IBM specialist certification. Go figure that. Hey honey, didn't you used to be an IBM tech kinda guy? Hmmm. I think I remember now where I got the story. Even with all that though I'm still going with the various lavatory bottles. I learned a lot of big science-y words from them and I also learned that my three step approach to sex is the same as shampooing hair. When you do it you wash, rinse, repeat.
BTW, if you want my recommendations, both Dove Body Wash and Axe Deodorant are excellent reads.
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I had to eat at least 38 boxes of Lucky Charms to get this and after the 12th box, I will tell you that those things are not sofaking magically delicious.
The only thing I'm bothered by is that you have been reading in the loo on your own. Don't get me wrong, Reading Is Fundamental and all that scholastic BS, but you used to like when I read to you when you were going potty
Both are equally terrific. I want to know what is in that stuff. I sit down and five seconds later I am done.
This post was edited by WM BARR . =ABSOLUTE TRASH at November 5, 2019 1:54 PM MST
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