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If you put the batteries in a flashlight in backwards, will it produce dark energy?

In other words, will you have a flashdark?

Posted - November 13, 2019

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  • 10636
    It has been proven that putting the batteries in a flashlight backwards and then turning it on actually makes things darker.  Therefore it must produce dark matter (as well as a plethora of 4-letter words).
      November 13, 2019 4:17 PM MST
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  • 6023
    No, no, no.
    It tries to shine light out the other end, which is closed - so you don't see it.
    It creates a flashback.
      November 15, 2019 7:43 AM MST
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