There once was a man from Nantucket Who kept all his cash in a bucket. But his daughter, named Nan, Ran away with a man And as for the bucket, Nantucket.
It got deleted by the mods. But only one starts with, "There once was a man from Nantucket." One starts with, "There once was a man from Mass." and another starts with, "There was a young woman named Alice."
I say, what's the use of a limerick question if the naughty ones aren't allowed? That's the whole point of limericks--their taboo-breaking is their appeal.
Oh well, since my answer was deleted, I'll post an amusing meta-limerick:
The limerick packs laughs anatomical Into space that is quite economical. But the good ones I've seen So seldom are clean And the clean ones so seldom are comical
This post was edited by Benedict Arnold at November 20, 2019 7:35 PM MST
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