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There is no such thing as truth in packaging. My inside feisty sharp-clawed tiger doesn't match my outside old declawed tabby. Do YOU match?

Posted - December 3, 2019

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  • 46117
    I don't know what I look like on the outside.  People don't treat me like I look.  I act.  People treat me like I act.  I don't think I look all that young, but when I tell people how old I am, they act surprised.  

    It's because I don't act my age.  I don't act 70.  Whatever that means.   This post was edited by WM BARR . =ABSOLUTE TRASH at December 4, 2019 2:32 AM MST
      December 3, 2019 9:15 AM MST
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  • 113301
    Thank you for your reply Sharon.
      December 4, 2019 2:32 AM MST
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  • 10795
    Nope, not even close.  My packaging says suave and debonair, while the product inside that clamshell is actually quite diffident.
      December 3, 2019 1:24 PM MST
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  • 113301
    You know what was so weird about high school Shuhak? I was always a loner. But our graduating class voted me "MOST SOPHISTICATED". No joke. I will never understand why. They also voted for me to be Class TREASURER. They had no clue what "sophisticated" meant and I still get all giddy giggly when I remember that. I was not wise in the ways of the world. I was "pure" until I got married at 20 if ya get my drift. I didn't smoke or drink or do drugs or venture on the wild side. How they came to that decision I can't begin to fathom. My packaging used to be fancier. Now it's definitely plain wrap. Those who go for packaging would never notice me. I blend in to the background. By design. Thank you for your reply Shuhak! So suave and debonair you say? That would intimidate me so I'm glad we met on line. :)
      December 4, 2019 2:36 AM MST
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