RALLIES! NIGHTLY in every red city in every red state nonstop. Set aside all else. Get on the road get on the trail get on the stage and continue your bilge. Cheering crowds are the lifeblood of the clown the entertainer the performer the showoff the braggart. Forget your troubles and just get happy. His adoring worshippers will follow him from venue to venue ever growing in size so he will have THE BIGGEST CROWD EVER ASSEMBLED IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD! Keep at it. Keep it up nonstop. Ignore everything everyone but the crowd in front of him.
Have fake cameras rolling and fake microphones. So all we see on the tube is nothing. All we hear is silence. Quiet. Still. Forever after. Meanwhle back in Washington D.C. government tries to come alive again. Right now it's on the operating table and dying. We need to get excellent surgeons to save it and get rid of the hoaxy bogus fake robots. Soon. Now. Allons enfants de la patrie! Marchons marchons.
