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In addition to his EGO WALL the don of john plans to have statues of himself erected in every state capitol. How tall?

It will be taller than the status of liberty. Taller than the tallest building in that state. It will be garantuan in size and its shadow will cover the entire state. 50 statues count 'em...50. All with his glorious face on top of his obese body. Now the citizens of each state will be expected to pay offerings to him as proof of their devotion and loyalty. It will be fair..a sliding scale but a flat percent of income. 50% to start off with. Those monies will be collected daily by armed militia and taken to the great him for placement in accounts on and offshore. The IRS will never ever expect him to prepare tax returns.

Posted - December 10, 2019
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  • 10718
    Won't everyone have to bow down to that statue every day at noon?  Babylon, Egypt, Rome... they all had rulers that erected statues to themselves.  Should the self-proclaimed 'god of the US' be any different?  But instead of making these statues out of gold, maybe they should make them out of coal (nice clean coal).
      December 10, 2019 10:21 AM MST
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  • 113301
    Or DRIED POOP? Thank you for your reply Shuhak! :)
      December 10, 2019 11:04 AM MST
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  • 46117
    SIEG HIEL.



    This post was edited by WM BARR . =ABSOLUTE TRASH at December 12, 2019 5:45 AM MST
      December 10, 2019 11:10 AM MST
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  • 113301
    Wonder whom demdonjohn will appoint to do the statuing of him? Thank you for your reply and the graphic Sharon. I can hardly wait to see a larger-than-life status of him in every state. Won't it be great?
      December 12, 2019 5:46 AM MST
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  • 11275
    At least 10 feet tall and they will all have over exaggerated trouser bulges. Cheers! This post was edited by Nanoose at December 12, 2019 5:46 AM MST
      December 10, 2019 11:18 AM MST
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  • 113301
    Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Funnee hunnee! Thank you for your reply Nanoose and Happy Thursday! :)
      December 12, 2019 5:47 AM MST
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