Anyone DARES to touch a hair on his chinny chin chin and all he** breaks loose.
He goes nuts and they go nutsier.
Hypocrisy? Naw. It's just he is PERFECT and anyone who dislikes him is evil.
So he gets his way all day anywhichway and he be okay. You look crosseyed at him and you be da debbil ub ebil.
Sure that makes sense.