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I walk up to NiceJugs in a bar and say Hey babe it says in the Bible that Angels look more male that female but looking at you I doubt that

How might she react?

Posted - January 1, 2020
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  • 2836
    Targetting other members is an abuse of the MUG TOS 
      January 1, 2020 9:15 PM MST
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  • The Bible.
    My first go to source for pick up lines.  NOT! 

    LOL!
      January 1, 2020 9:25 PM MST
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  • 13
    My usual pick up line is...Hey baby I'd like to lick you like a stamp and post you to Heaven
      January 1, 2020 9:28 PM MST
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  • 44649
    I heard NJ's father and brothers are huge. But you need not worry about them. She will kick you in the nuts so hard you will be tasting them.
      January 2, 2020 7:35 AM MST
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  • 2836
    He obviously failed in Marketing 101
      January 2, 2020 7:37 AM MST
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  • 14795
    Well, ....that one way of getting a bit more iron in his diet...may be we can throw a spanner in his works tackle to..:).
      January 2, 2020 3:28 PM MST
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  • 14795
    Yes ,I've herd they are big boys to ,plus my mum and kind of sisters in unlaws are always smiling ...:) 
      January 2, 2020 3:38 PM MST
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  • 44649
    Your punctuation is faulty.
      January 2, 2020 7:43 AM MST
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  • 14795
    Carry on this way and you'll get your bible put where you would have to bend over backwoods to read it and you'll be needing a crow bar to prise it out as well....

    Mind you, it's one way of stopping people from reading it such nonsense ....
      January 2, 2020 3:21 PM MST
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