Sardarji had his 4th child. He filled in the birth certificate: Mother: Sikh. Father: Sikh Son: Chinese. The Doctors asked, "How come you wrote "Chinese" when both parents are Sikh?" Sardarji responded, "I saw a news report and it said that every 4th person born on the Earth now is a Chinese."
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