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Is it red and swollen? Would you like for it to be?

Posted - January 20, 2020

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  • 2836

    As long as it isn't for more than 4 hours
      January 20, 2020 5:13 PM MST
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  • 23577
    :)
    :)
      January 20, 2020 5:28 PM MST
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  • 23577

    No


    Image result for sexy man red and swollen
      January 20, 2020 5:27 PM MST
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  • 2836
      January 20, 2020 5:43 PM MST
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  • 23577
    This little guy or gal is WAY cuter, ha!
    Excellent! :)
      January 20, 2020 5:51 PM MST
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  • 2836
    That little guy is so cute. I wanna give him a big kiss and cuddle. LOL
      January 21, 2020 7:25 AM MST
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  • 23577
    Sounds like a good idea to me, too. :)

    Image result for two guys hugging a chimp
      January 21, 2020 7:33 AM MST
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  • You two stop monkeying around.

    See the source image
      January 22, 2020 7:20 PM MST
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  • 23577
    Ok, Ok, if you say so . . .

    :)


    Eye Rolling GIF - Eye Rolling My GIFs
      January 22, 2020 10:04 PM MST
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  • She looks like one of those blow-up sex dolls. 
    Not that I know anything about blow-up sex dolls.  LOL!
    Well, maybe not the female variety.

    And of course my mind wonders off to find a musical connection.

    Here's Debbie Harry of "Blondie"
    performing vocal on a track for the musical act "Blow Up"
    from their release "Exploding Plastic Pleasure".


      January 22, 2020 7:15 PM MST
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  • 23577
    I liked that. :)

    I've always liked Harry's voice.

    EDIT: I don't know much about sex dolls, either.
    Except I know this movie ROCKS!! Creepy!!

    "Love Object"

    Image result for love object movie This post was edited by WelbyQuentin at January 22, 2020 10:09 PM MST
      January 22, 2020 9:56 PM MST
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  • 23577
    Woops -- I forgot there were two questions.

    For my image in my other answer --

    Yes, red and swollen

    No, I would not like them to be red and swollen

    :)

    Why I did not just edit my other answer, I don't know. My mind must be red and swollen at the moment or something.
      January 20, 2020 5:39 PM MST
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  • 7792

      January 20, 2020 10:08 PM MST
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  • DUDE!  Every time I look at that GIF I crack up.
      January 22, 2020 7:10 PM MST
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  • Nah, let's leave it pink and un-inflamed.

    I'm talking about my gums, gosh. 
      January 20, 2020 10:38 PM MST
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  • 1152
    I am not and have never been a Communist.

    I plead the 5th about the swollen issue...
      January 21, 2020 7:31 AM MST
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