You say the culthead dumb don only has power to pardon for federal crimes? Hahahahahaha. Surely you're joking shirley!
He does what he wants to do. He annihilates those who get in his way. He took over the federal government and is well on his way to taking over all state governments too. Just stand in his way and see what happens to you.
How does he do it? Well he has the DEVIL SATAN providing interference protection. Also all his adoring worshippers cheer him on no matter what he says or does or lies about or threatens to do. They have complete faith in him for all time. He is in fact INVINCIBLE. It will take a miracle to detach his tentacles currently in a death grip choking the life out of us. He has us in an octopus grip and loves every minit of it. SIGH.
