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Paula White TVevangelist is donnyjohnny's "spiritiual advisor". Didja know she commanded all satanic pregnancies to miscarry?

Now how we should which egg connected with the Sperm of the Devil because wouldn't that be what it would take for pregnancy to be SATANIC?

Not joking folks. All don swears by is what he sees on TV.

Posted - January 27, 2020

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    Satanic pregnancies.  Hmmmm..... wouldn't that have INCLUDED the MOST SATANIC of all?  Why is Trump still breathing then?  Is she not a powerful enough witch to deal with the Satanic who made it through the birth canal?

    What kind of man has this kind of THING as a spiritual advisor?  And what RELIGION backs that choice?

    So could Trump be the Antichrist? Look, anything is possible. I will tell you what my father once told me. Satan walks about like a roaring lion, seeking whom he may devour. (For the record, I don’t recommend saying this to a child, especially not after she tells you that she had a dream about a witch who eats people.) The point is that Satan is devious, and his works can be found anywhere. Trump could indeed be his agent, and that would make him an antichrist, if not the Antichrist.

    So I will only say that many (but certainly not all!) Evangelicals believe that God will take them into heaven before the Antichrist comes to power and instigates the Tribulation. Christians would vanish, “like a thief in the night,” as the verse goes, leaving their clothes and their apostate relatives behind. God thus spares them the thrilling horrors of the Antichrist, and they get to watch the show from above, as they lounge about in celestial glory. Until Pat Robertson ascends to his McMansion in the sky, there’s not much to worry about.

    Does Trump meet the Rapture criterion? No.

    This post was edited by WM BARR . =ABSOLUTE TRASH at January 28, 2020 2:33 AM MST
      January 27, 2020 12:32 PM MST
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    Well the bazillions of TV evangelist adoring worshippers obviously ADORE what one of them "spiritually advises to" or whatever! Betcha if Tammy Fay Baker were still around SHE WOULD BE HIS SPIRITUAL ADVISOR! He like trashy flassy oomphy overly decorated bottle blonds apparently though he married a brunette! What is THAT all about? Thank you for your reply Sharon and Happy Tuesday. So we can all breathe easy knowing that don has a spiritual advisor through whom he will always have a connection to GOD. There. Don'tcha feel a whole lot better? This post was edited by RosieG at January 28, 2020 2:45 AM MST
      January 28, 2020 2:36 AM MST
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