We cannot possibly refer to it as a TRIAL. So what would be a fair name to describe what the goings on were all about?
A Kangaroo Court held in a two-bit dumb city controlled by a two-bit son of an itch?
DUMB CITY PRESENTS starring dumb city greats...
A chance to be seen and heard by Republican eunuchs and ambulance chasing TV lawyers while not saying a single meaningful true word. A FARCE. A SLAPSTICK COMEDY. A PUNCH AND JUDY SHOW. A CARTOON. A FRAUD. A MASQUERADE. A BAIT AND SWITCH by a son of an itch. Court jesters and silly clowns tumbling and turning and twirling and twisting all at once in a bunch.
Pick one or all. It matters not. No words will ever describe what went on there.