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If dumb don's nose grew one inch with each lie how long would his nose be?

We don't know how many lies he has told in his entire life. He probably started lying in utero. He is a very old man. So let us just dwell on the lies he has told since he was "installed" as prez in a Putin- rigged election. I believe at last count it was over 13,000! 13000 inches divided by 12 equals 1,083.333 feet. So when he traveled what would he put it on? What would it weigh? Too heavy for a plane? He'd have to travel on a FLATBED truck with 20 wheels to bear the weight of his nose? At his rallies would he stretch it out over the audience so everyone there could touch it? He could sure use it as a singular schtick since no one ever had such a magnificent proboscis..not even Cyrano de Bergerac the poet and Roxanne admirer!

Think of the crowd shots with his nose hugging everyone in the audience at once?

When his nose ran think of all the paper towels he could toss to himself to blow his nose on? The ways he could take advantage of it politically is beyond count.

His new slogan?

THE NOSE KNOWS

Posted - February 1, 2020
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  • 10701
    The number you gave would make his nose over 2 football fields in length (2.25). 
    As you said, those are just the lies that we know of.  I'm sure he's lied many more times than that since he assumed office (you know, when the camera's not on him).  Shall we say double that amount?  That would equal 722 yards, or a little over a quarter mile.

    Lets go further (no pun intended)...

    Currently he's 73 years old (73.7 to be precise).  We'll exclude any lies he told prior to graduating college in 1968.  Let's assume he told the same frequency of lies per year from that point to the time he was installed as king (roughly 47 years).  Dividing 13,000 by 3 gives us 4333.3333~, or 4333 lies per year.  Multiplying 4333 by 47 years = 203651.  Multiplying that by 2 (for 2 inches) would equal 407302 inches.  That's a little over 6.4 miles.  Now of course he lied prior to graduating college plus he's lied many times in the last 3 years that we don't know about.  So let's just round up the figure to an even 7 miles.  7 miles!  That'd make Pinocchio proud.
      February 1, 2020 5:56 PM MST
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  • 113301
    Geez Shuhak I'm SO HONORED you found this question sufficiently interesting to take it and run with it! That is astonishing to me. 7 MILES of nose? Any idea what it would WEIGH? What does an average-size nose weigh? Imagine what he'd have to do at rallies with that nose? Maybe he'd get an operation so it could be detachable? Thank you for your reply and Happy Sunday to you m'dear! :)
      February 2, 2020 1:31 AM MST
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