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What are three things that don't lie?

1. Small children.
2. Drunks.
3. Yoga pants.

  • Have you just arrived from the other side?

    Okay...okay...

    1. small children - are there big children? Okay - yes...

    2. Drunks - ummm, yes, that's because they are not in their right mind

    3. yoga pants - Why?

    Posted July 26, 2016
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  • 1. no

    2. no

    3. um

    Posted July 26, 2016
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  • Hips don't lie.
    Posted July 26, 2016
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  • Yoga pants tell all, they don't lie.
    Posted July 26, 2016
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  • That one may well be true.

    Posted July 28, 2016
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  • Yoga pants are truthful and awesome.
    Posted August 1, 2016
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