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Is it totally awful or what, when

you are dragging your bike out of the bike rack and some bird looking a bit like Madleine rushes out of hiding and, taking you unawares, plants one full on your lips, then says:

'Oh sorry, I thought you were someone else!'.

I don't mind telling you, I kept her there until she'd made full and proper restitution to my complete satisfaction - wouldn't you have?