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  • Clueless Dude
    Clueless Dude started a discussion:
    Where was the Catalpa tree brought back by Captain Cook planted
    . . . is the tree still alive?
    • December 26, 2021
  • Clueless Dude
    Clueless Dude replied to I've got two little white bottles on my desk.. One is super glue. The other is ear drops. Am I LOOKING for trouble?:
    Not necessarily. Nor will you soon be listening for it either. But trouble is coming friend.
    • October 3, 2021
  • Clueless Dude
    Clueless Dude replied to Could you think of a question that it would take a classical computer years to find the correct solution?:
    'One' generally refers to the speaker.  
    • October 3, 2021
  • Clueless Dude
    Clueless Dude replied to Since I became a born again Christian a year ago, Jesus has healed my epilepsy, ADHD, and arthritis in my lower back. Any other testimonials:
    And to be proved . . . .
    • October 3, 2021
  • Clueless Dude
    Clueless Dude replied to Could you think of a question that it would take a classical computer years to find the correct solution?:
    Stu: 'one', singular, he is speaking of just himself; disclosing his own thoughts. One might add, why would you assume 'one' refers to everyone. By the way, 'The Last Question' is a short story from Russian-born, American, popular science and science fict...  moreStu: 'one', singular, he is speaking of just himself; disclosing his own thoughts. One might add, why would you assume 'one' refers to everyone. By the way, 'The Last Question' is a short story from Russian-born, American, popular science and science fiction writer, Isaac Asimov in case you really didn't know. G'day.      
    • October 3, 2021
  • Clueless Dude
    Clueless Dude started a discussion:
    If you could spend an afternoon in conversation with any entertainer of your choice
    Who would you choose?
    • April 18, 2020
  • Clueless Dude
    Clueless Dude started a discussion:
    When you tap an 'email us' option in a web site -
    and a blue screen comes up with 'Choose which email to use' and the option 'cancel' - 'cancel' being the only option that responds to a mouse click input - what is the intent of the page designer? Is it a cruel joke, or what? Nowhere presents to enter tex...  moreand a blue screen comes up with 'Choose which email to use' and the option 'cancel' - 'cancel' being the only option that responds to a mouse click input - what is the intent of the page designer? Is it a cruel joke, or what? Nowhere presents to enter text input, and nothing else responds to user inputs except the 'cancel' window.   
    • October 22, 2019
  • Clueless Dude
    Clueless Dude replied to Boat, Train, Automobile, Foot, Bike, Wind, Air, another dimension. Which is your traveling pleasure? Any specific reason why?:
    My preference would be to stay exactly where I am and have it all come to me.
    • October 20, 2019
  • Clueless Dude
    Clueless Dude replied to Since I became a born again Christian a year ago, Jesus has healed my epilepsy, ADHD, and arthritis in my lower back. Any other testimonials:
    Yes, religion has power to make fibbers of us all.
    • October 20, 2019
  • Clueless Dude
    Clueless Dude replied to If prunes are dehydrated plums, where does prune juice come from?:
    This is what they call a conundrum isn't it? I think it is heartless and cruel of you to take advantage of us like this knowing full well we are none of us too bright.But you're right, it is a bit of a puzzle. 
    • October 20, 2019
  • Clueless Dude
    Clueless Dude replied to Is the Government finally telling the truth or are they just pulling our legs?:
    I was lying in bed the other day, you know, in that borderline, half-awake, half-asleep state. Anyway, I could swear I had my leg pulled - it could have been the government of course, or maybe it was just Mavis wanting to make me happy. Either way, it was...  moreI was lying in bed the other day, you know, in that borderline, half-awake, half-asleep state. Anyway, I could swear I had my leg pulled - it could have been the government of course, or maybe it was just Mavis wanting to make me happy. Either way, it was hard to tell, because around here it is still dark at that time in the afternoon.  
    • October 20, 2019
  • Clueless Dude
    Clueless Dude replied to Have you ever been pulled over on suspected drunk driving and not been driving drunk? :
    Not yet, but when I grow up I plan to do it all the time. This is where your civic duty and simple humanity demands you jump in and strenuously dissuade me - but be prepared, mere words will not suffice.
    • October 20, 2019
  • Clueless Dude
    Clueless Dude replied to What is your all time favorite scam?:
    Democracy I guess. You freely elect people to tell you what to do, and what to not say, and to punish you if you don't comply. And all the time we thought it was the one political system in which the people called the shots.
    • October 20, 2019
  • Clueless Dude
    Clueless Dude replied to What do you think about Erich von Daniken and his ideas?:
    . . . do you mean his idea of how to squeeze money out of the gullible? I'm jealous - I admit it. When he writes drivel people gobble it up. I don't recall the last time anyone gobbled anything I offered them. 
    • October 20, 2019
  • Clueless Dude
    Clueless Dude replied to Did you know that researchers have documented proof that pigs use tools ?:
    I know, I know, and when the documentation was discovered the ink was still wet - proving that pigs can write too!
    • October 20, 2019
  • Clueless Dude
    Clueless Dude replied to Has the home page on the Mug changed slightly over the last week or so,! I was away 3 days and it somehow looks different now I'm back.?:
    Three days is rather a piddling sentence isn't it Jugs? What did you do, blow your nose in a restricted area? 
    • October 20, 2019
  • Clueless Dude
    Clueless Dude replied to Do you have any favouretest songs from a live concert?:
    Yes (the late Jake Thackray) :https://youtu.be/leON-71pRns
    • July 16, 2019
  • Clueless Dude
    Clueless Dude replied to Is there someone in your life who always believed in you?:
    I have been given to understand God has always believed in me.
    • July 16, 2019
  • Clueless Dude
    Clueless Dude replied to Do you have any trips coming up?:
    There is that lingering promise - yeshttps://youtu.be/Pv0Q6IkAXa4
    • July 16, 2019
  • Clueless Dude
    Clueless Dude replied to What do you think of these threats by Islamic children in Philadelphia?:
    The ongoing unwinnable debate - Islam is a religion of peace.
    After all, what could be less threatening than a bloke with both hands lopped off, or gasping for air through a bloody slit in his throat, or a young girl whipped, beaten, raped and cowed till ...  more    The ongoing unwinnable debate - Islam is a religion of peace.
    After all, what could be less threatening than a bloke with both hands lopped off, or gasping for air through a bloody slit in his throat, or a young girl whipped, beaten, raped and cowed till her eyes had sunk from sight and she could no longer walk? No, I mean, really - where do I sign up?  
    • July 16, 2019
  • Clueless Dude
    Clueless Dude replied to Do you think there is anything you could beat God at? :
    God being so etherial and insubstantial and all, the only thing that comes immediately to mind is arm-wrestling.
    • July 16, 2019
  • Clueless Dude
    Clueless Dude replied to Bragging time. What awards have you received?:
    I do have a framed certificate of commendation from the Society for the Prevention of Dismembered, Discoloured and Bent Orthoptera Carcasses. Mind you, that was a long time ago, and we always knew it to be a losing battle.
    • July 16, 2019
  • Clueless Dude
    Clueless Dude replied to If God is omnipotent, can He/She_____________________?:
    If God is omnipotent, can He/She hit the proper spelling of omniportint, or whatever it is, smack on, every time? I seriously doubt it dude!
    • July 16, 2019
  • Clueless Dude
    Clueless Dude replied to Do you like magnets?:
    You could walk about with them sewn inside your hat to confuse the homing pigeons - then if someone complained, or a hungry chicken-hawk was causing problems, or Fish & Wildlife started hassling you, you could always sit on your hat and mag-lev out of the...  moreYou could walk about with them sewn inside your hat to confuse the homing pigeons - then if someone complained, or a hungry chicken-hawk was causing problems, or Fish & Wildlife started hassling you, you could always sit on your hat and mag-lev out of there - fast.   
    • July 16, 2019
  • Clueless Dude
    Clueless Dude replied to Is it better to purchase a new dog now or after my dog dies?:
    I can wait until your dog dies if you like. I'm always looking for a good, logical reason to get my hands on a dog. Not entirely certain of the pros and cons in this case, but, en el nombre de Dios, any arbitrary anchorage when needs must.
    • July 16, 2019
  • Clueless Dude
    Clueless Dude is now friends with Mr. Speedy Skates.
    • July 16, 2019
  • Clueless Dude
    Clueless Dude replied to What are some unwritten rules we all seem to adhere to? Ex: Your groceries must never touch other people's groceries.:
    Steer clear of a lady who wears a magic hat while operating a hot-dog stand.  
    • July 15, 2018
  • Clueless Dude
    Clueless Dude replied to How do i get a colonoscopy done if i dont have anyone to take with me?:
    • July 15, 2018
  • Clueless Dude
    Clueless Dude replied to How do i get a colonoscopy done if i dont have anyone to take with me?:
    OK Pearl, I'm many leagues distant from you - I'm on the lakes. 
    • July 15, 2018
  • Clueless Dude
    Clueless Dude replied to How do i get a colonoscopy done if i dont have anyone to take with me?:
    Pearl, supposing the remote possibility you live within range of the map co-ordinates Latitude: 44°31′00″ N Longitude: 80°00′58″ WI could make myself available to accompany you to wherever the place of a...  morePearl, supposing the remote possibility you live within range of the map co-ordinates Latitude: 44°31′00″ N Longitude: 80°00′58″ WI could make myself available to accompany you to wherever the place of appointment.I am more or less free anytime.Let me know if I am close enough to your location.Tony  
    • July 14, 2018
  • Clueless Dude
    Clueless Dude replied to Besides the general malaise around the subject of death, would you particularly put upon if you had found a corpse?:
    Well, back home murder is very rare of course. Over here, of course, the opposite is true, especially in certain localities, home to certain types of hominids with certain despicable anti-social tendencies - it's the way they were raised, it's what they k...  moreWell, back home murder is very rare of course. Over here, of course, the opposite is true, especially in certain localities, home to certain types of hominids with certain despicable anti-social tendencies - it's the way they were raised, it's what they know. The general population seems to more or less ignore the problem, whilst quietly protecting themselves as best they can - security cameras, motion detector lights, elaborate alarm systems, personal weaponry, overkill locks on doors and windows, emergency services on speed-dial, children accompanied at all times, etc. Yet at the end of the day, police seem helpless or unwilling to get to actually face the problem. It all seems to have become accepted as the norm - the sad fact your fellow human is out to take advantage of you, hurt or kill you as needs be, despoil your belongings and dishonor your loved ones, not to mention force you to bow down to his Gods whilst reviling your own.   Anyway, I had been here a matter of days when police shot a hosta...    less
    • July 14, 2018
  • Clueless Dude
    Clueless Dude replied to Can you name an earthly event (humorous) that might cause the Universe to collapse?:
    I have insufficient education in the field of astro-physics to formulate a meaningful answer I'm afraid. As for the humerous part, I can certainly imagine the peals of maniacal laughter echoing through hollow halls of nothingness that had lately been an u...  moreI have insufficient education in the field of astro-physics to formulate a meaningful answer I'm afraid. As for the humerous part, I can certainly imagine the peals of maniacal laughter echoing through hollow halls of nothingness that had lately been an unimaginably immense, evolving universe, crammed full of exciting potentials and possibilities - so thank you for that Element.   
    • June 30, 2018
  • Clueless Dude
    Clueless Dude replied to When was the last time you bought a newspaper? ~:
    (The Evening News, for contract design jobs)
    • June 30, 2018
  • Clueless Dude
    Clueless Dude replied to I will be gone for a week with no access to a computer. How can I wean myself off of here? :
    If it was me I would resort to the same solution as I did when my 17 year old daughter announced she was going off to live with an unkempt, destitute, approximately 35 year old illegal immigrant from Burundi, who seemed to not have bathed in several years...  moreIf it was me I would resort to the same solution as I did when my 17 year old daughter announced she was going off to live with an unkempt, destitute, approximately 35 year old illegal immigrant from Burundi, who seemed to not have bathed in several years and could speak neither English nor French. I got so drunk my brain shut down for several days - and it has never quite the same since.    
    • June 30, 2018
  • Clueless Dude
    Clueless Dude replied to When was the last time you bought a newspaper? ~:
    Probably on or a little before Friday 31 October 1980.
    • June 30, 2018
  • Clueless Dude
    Clueless Dude replied to Which type of building(s) do you dislike entering? ~:
    Those which have 'abandon hope all ye who enter' engraved above the doorway. 
    • June 30, 2018
  • Clueless Dude
    Clueless Dude replied to Do you secretly want to be a storm chaser?:
    No, I secretly want to become a storm maker. Grabbing thoroughly obnoxious individuals (including women and immigrants) by their nicker-elastic and zinging them up to 20,000 feet, then dropping them back to Earth - screaming lumps of gristle and fat flail...  moreNo, I secretly want to become a storm maker. Grabbing thoroughly obnoxious individuals (including women and immigrants) by their nicker-elastic and zinging them up to 20,000 feet, then dropping them back to Earth - screaming lumps of gristle and fat flailing through the ether with no respect for the sensibilities of the rest of us.  
    • June 30, 2018
  • Clueless Dude
    Clueless Dude replied to I heard a guy say that he was a polite person -- and that automatically made him a nice person, too. Do you agree/disagree?:
    Welby, sorry, I am unable to either confirm or deny what you may or may not have heard.However, if what you claim did in fact transpire, then that guy is a braggart. Braggartry used to be frowned upon but has slithered to a prominent place in human intera...  moreWelby, sorry, I am unable to either confirm or deny what you may or may not have heard.However, if what you claim did in fact transpire, then that guy is a braggart. Braggartry used to be frowned upon but has slithered to a prominent place in human interaction over the years, and has almost become the norm.        
    • June 30, 2018
  • Clueless Dude
    Clueless Dude replied to Do you automatically assume that people who aren't popular within a group must be the problem?:
    As you must know, Jesus (yes, THAT Jesus) found himself in this exact situation with the Jews. They saw him as a problem and had the Romans execute him in a horrible way. Of course it soon became clear Jesus wasn't the problem at all, and the Jews have co...  moreAs you must know, Jesus (yes, THAT Jesus) found himself in this exact situation with the Jews. They saw him as a problem and had the Romans execute him in a horrible way. Of course it soon became clear Jesus wasn't the problem at all, and the Jews have continued to be the problem ever since.  
    • June 30, 2018
  • Clueless Dude
    Clueless Dude replied to Do you dislike taking selfies? Given the choice of how your picture is taken, is that option pretty low on your list?:
    Dear Miss Jugs, is that really your own foot in the picture? If so, how cruel of you to deny us a glimpse of the rest of you. I have wasted hours in blank-eyed gawping at your avatar in vain hope it is one of those avatars that flashes to a full frontal p...  moreDear Miss Jugs, is that really your own foot in the picture? If so, how cruel of you to deny us a glimpse of the rest of you. I have wasted hours in blank-eyed gawping at your avatar in vain hope it is one of those avatars that flashes to a full frontal picture for a fraction of a second once in every two or three days. You have caused great suffering here. I just wanted you to be apprised of that.    
    • June 30, 2018
  • Clueless Dude
    Clueless Dude replied to Do you think we should cease with the political, religious and other unimportant issues and just stick with the more worthy ones? :
    Is this offering an original idea or has it been plagiarized Beans? No, don't answer me. I could never trust a little Asian fellow whose eyes were so close together anyway. 
    • June 30, 2018
  • Clueless Dude
    Clueless Dude replied to a discussion topic in the group Not a Lot of People Know That:
    more comedians in Australia than in the whole of the rest of this arm of the galaxy (excepting the Alpha Proxima sub-solar system).  
    • September 23, 2016
  • Clueless Dude
    Clueless Dude posted a discussion topic in the group Not a Lot of People Know That:
    I have heard there are
    more comedians in Australia than in the whole of the rest of this arm of the galaxy (excepting the Alpha Proxima sub-solar system).  
    • September 23, 2016
  • Clueless Dude
    Clueless Dude replied to a discussion topic in the group Not a Lot of People Know That:
    as silly as it sounds, 'Crocodile Dundee' was originally slated to be 'Alligator Aberdeen', but the disgraced lesbian ex-politician* who cleaned the studio toilets belatedly pointed out that Harry Purvis had told her alliteration in film titles was almost...  moreas silly as it sounds, 'Crocodile Dundee' was originally slated to be 'Alligator Aberdeen', but the disgraced lesbian ex-politician* who cleaned the studio toilets belatedly pointed out that Harry Purvis had told her alliteration in film titles was almost certainly passe, and she didn't want the film to turn into an enormous cock-up for want of it being mentioned.
    * She was not disgraced on account of her being lesbian - banish the thought.     
    • September 22, 2016
  • Clueless Dude
    Clueless Dude posted a discussion topic in the group Not a Lot of People Know That:
    Not many people know that,
    as silly as it sounds, 'Crocodile Dundee' was originally slated to be 'Alligator Aberdeen', but the disgraced lesbian ex-politician* who cleaned the studio toilets belatedly pointed out that Harry ...
    • September 22, 2016
  • Clueless Dude
    Clueless Dude joined the group Not a Lot of People Know That:
    • October 3, 2016
  • Clueless Dude
    Clueless Dude replied to a discussion topic in the group Random Statements:
    Overheard on the number 27 bus:
    'Would you vote for a nasty-natured, spiteful, self-centred, deceitful, foul-mouthed, excuse-ridden, scruffy, saggy, creased up old biddy in perpetual ill-health, who has, time and again, proved terminally disdainful of est...  more    Overheard on the number 27 bus:
    'Would you vote for a nasty-natured, spiteful, self-centred, deceitful, foul-mouthed, excuse-ridden, scruffy, saggy, creased up old biddy in perpetual ill-health, who has, time and again, proved terminally disdainful of established protocol and the basic rule of law, for President'?
    'Well, who exactly do you have in mind?'
        
    • September 24, 2016
  • Clueless Dude
    Clueless Dude posted a discussion topic in the group Random Statements:
    Blah, blah, blah . . . .
    Overheard on the number 27 bus:
    'Would you vote for a nasty-natured, spiteful, self-centred, deceitful, foul-mouthed, excuse-ridden, scruffy, saggy, creased up old biddy in perpetual ill-health, wh...
    • September 24, 2016
  • Clueless Dude
    Clueless Dude replied to a discussion topic in the group Random Statements:
    you are dragging your bike out of the bike rack and some bird looking a bit like Madleine rushes out of hiding and, taking you unawares, plants one full on your lips, then says:
    'Oh sorry, I thought you were someone else!'.
    I don't mind telling you, I kep...  more    you are dragging your bike out of the bike rack and some bird looking a bit like Madleine rushes out of hiding and, taking you unawares, plants one full on your lips, then says:
    'Oh sorry, I thought you were someone else!'.
    I don't mind telling you, I kept her there until she'd made full and proper restitution to my complete satisfaction - wouldn't you have?  
    • September 22, 2016
  • Clueless Dude
    Clueless Dude posted a discussion topic in the group Random Statements:
    Is it totally awful or what, when
    you are dragging your bike out of the bike rack and some bird looking a bit like Madleine rushes out of hiding and, taking you unawares, plants one full on your lips, then says:
    'Oh sorry, I though...
    • September 22, 2016
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  • Where was the Catalpa tree brought back by Captain Cook planted

    . . . is the tree still alive?
    Last post by Element 99 - December 26, 2021
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  • If you could spend an afternoon in conversation with any entertainer of your choice

    Who would you choose?
    Last post by Nanoose - April 18, 2020
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  • When you tap an 'email us' option in a web site -

    and a blue screen comes up with 'Choose which email to use' and ...  moreand a blue screen comes up with 'Choose which email to use' and the option 'cancel' - 'cancel' being the only option that responds to a mouse click input - what is the intent of the page designer? Is it a cruel joke, or what? Nowhere presents to enter text input, and nothing else responds to user inputs except the 'cancel' window.   
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  • Leaving aside technology . . .

    what changes, good and bad, have come about during your lifetime...  morewhat changes, good and bad, have come about during your lifetime, that have particularly affected you?   
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  • Do you know me?

    Well, DO you, you *ugger?
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  • How likely is it (IYHO)

    that that the widespread concept of ogres, trolls, little people...  morethat that the widespread concept of ogres, trolls, little people, etc., could have resulted from a faint folk memory of a time when different species/sub-species of hominids lived contemporaneously?  
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  • Is there anything more annoying

    than finding some short-arse has been driving a car of yours, so...  morethan finding some short-arse has been driving a car of yours, so that now you are obliged to reset just about every damned thing on it, just in order to make it driveable again?   
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  • Has anyone read this book - or aspired to reading it?

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  • What is the weather like where you are?

    Here (Sunday) it is 'fresh' - high winds and cool. Extreme weath...  moreHere (Sunday) it is 'fresh' - high winds and cool. Extreme weather alerts were broadcast on TV several times last night (abandon tents and impermanent structures and seek shelter, or lie flat on low ground whilst protecting your head from flying debris - also to watch out for funnel clouds), but nothing totally deadly has occurred here so far. Although we are well away from the lake, the sound of waves crashing on the shore is predominant right now.   
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  • If you had to choose -

    If you had to choose, would you prefer to be sniggered at, to su...  moreIf you had to choose, would you prefer to be sniggered at, to suffer derisive laughter, or be subjected to an abusive tirade?  
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