If you had to choose, would you prefer to be sniggered at, to suffer derisive laughter, or be subjected to an abusive tirade?
Hard choice you offered, there. ;)
Such is the dearth of my geographical knowledge I had to consult an olde mappe in order to confidently locate you. I see you live 4256.8 kilometres to the west of me - a long walk on a cold night.