Sometimes if I get away from my phone for a few days then I don't want to go back. It's amazing how much I can get done being disconnected from the world. Then I miss the people that I chat with eventually. I hope you return, but if we never see you again I understand.
Good luck. : )
This post was edited by Summer at July 1, 2018 12:43 AM MDT
Hopefully, you will be so distracted by the people and events planned that you won't even think about us. That would be great for you and then we can appreciate you all the more when you return. Have a great time.
Going on vacation again to lower Slabovia? If so enjoy all the Salboviaites and their exotic plant based cuisine of dried flowers, berries and troca fish. Have to say I'm a little jealous. Will be thinking of you swimming in the blue waters with all the colorful blusers and toedbites. I hear lower Slabovia has become a place the Russians like to frequent. Watch out for someone slipping Bodka your drink, it looks like water.
Nope...Upper Slobovia. Everything is gray, coal shoveling is their national pastime, their national bird is a housefly and their most popular hobby is growing rutabagas.
Don't forget to come back. Are you backpacking in the north 40 or something? They don't get internet connection there? Something sounds suspicious, how can we ever get along without you?
If it was me I would resort to the same solution as I did when my 17 year old daughter announced she was going off to live with an unkempt, destitute, approximately 35 year old illegal immigrant from Burundi, who seemed to not have bathed in several years and could speak neither English nor French. I got so drunk my brain shut down for several days - and it has never quite the same since.