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Can you name an earthly event (humorous) that might cause the Universe to collapse?

Posted - June 29, 2018

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  • posts a discussion with a "positive" theme.
      June 29, 2018 4:17 PM MDT
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  • 5391
    Can’t even imagine one. Being that the earth is so miniscule in the scale of the universe, the universe wouldn’t notice whether the earth exists or not.

    Help me out: How would the collapse of the universe be humorous?  This post was edited by Don Barzini at June 29, 2018 5:37 PM MDT
      June 29, 2018 4:22 PM MDT
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  • 44583
    Not the result...just a humorous event.
      June 29, 2018 5:19 PM MDT
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  • 22891
    no cause that wouldnt be funny
      June 29, 2018 4:26 PM MDT
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  • 8209
    Space worms that eat holes in everything.  They finally munch their way through the outer universe membrane and the whole universe leaks out the holes and collapses.  But first the universe flys around like a balloon that has a hole in it. Hang on, It's going to be a bumpy ride. 
      June 29, 2018 4:37 PM MDT
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  • 13071
    The Jolly Green Giants Thrown. 
      June 29, 2018 5:38 PM MDT
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  • 10611
    (forgive me here)

    Someone pulled the wrong finger.
      June 29, 2018 6:12 PM MDT
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  • 11081
    A couple of teenage space aliens are cruising around in their spaceship  and spot Elon Musk's Tesla Roadster. The passenger punches the driver in the arm and say's - red Tesla roadster no returns no erase (like us humans do when we see a red VW). The punch in the arm causes the driver to loose control and T-Bone the Tesla which causes it to spin until it is at the perfect angle to go threw Earths atmosphere with out burring up  After that it slams into the giant partial accelerator which causes the Universe to collapse. Cheers and happy weekend! 
      June 29, 2018 6:38 PM MDT
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  • 53485

    (say's says)
    (us humans we humans)
    (loose lose)
    (threw through)
    (Comma before the word 'which'.)

     
      June 29, 2018 11:39 PM MDT
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  • 44583
    Sounds like fun.
      June 30, 2018 8:07 AM MDT
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  • 5835
    Take your pick! https://www.exitmundi.nl/exitmundi.htm
      June 29, 2018 6:45 PM MDT
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  • 14795
    The Days of Rent this Space are coming to an end due to a hole new universal discovery ....:)
      June 29, 2018 6:57 PM MDT
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  • 16732
    Breakfast. The Big Crunch.

      June 29, 2018 9:10 PM MDT
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  • 53485

      The grammar begins to slip. Hey, wait . . . 

    ~
      June 30, 2018 7:28 AM MDT
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  • 44583
      June 30, 2018 8:09 AM MDT
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  • 53485

      See?
      (I've been trying to warn people for years, but they just have me committed to mentals wards and humor me. I have to go now; they serve lemon Jell-O on Saturday mornings, and they might run out of it.)
    ~
      June 30, 2018 9:24 AM MDT
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  • 10980
    Randy D fails to correct grammatical errors. (I can only assume that's why he does it).
      June 30, 2018 8:50 AM MDT
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  • 53485


      Someone has to save this planet for the sake of mankind! Gee, talk about ingratitude. Grrrrrrr.

      (By the way, Babykins, that last period should be inside the parenthesis because it's part of the sentence.  I'll forgive you just this once, but even you have the potential for contributing to the world's collapse. Don't let it happen again.)
    ~
      June 30, 2018 9:30 AM MDT
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  • 10980
    I was just checking to make sure the universe wasn't about to collapse. Thanks for the reassurance.
      June 30, 2018 9:59 AM MDT
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  • 53485

      Please stop flirting with me, Jane S. It confuses me when you send a restraining order one day and come onto me the next day. Grrrrr. 

    ~
      June 30, 2018 10:07 AM MDT
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  • 14795
    I see your taking to play the field again..:( 
      June 30, 2018 2:33 PM MDT
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  • 137
    I have insufficient education in the field of astro-physics to formulate a meaningful answer I'm afraid.
    As for the humerous part, I can certainly imagine the peals of maniacal laughter echoing through hollow halls of nothingness that had lately been an unimaginably immense, evolving universe, crammed full of exciting potentials and possibilities - so thank you for that Element. 
    This post was edited by Clueless Dude at June 30, 2018 10:18 AM MDT
      June 30, 2018 10:18 AM MDT
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  • 5835
    A shortage of coffee would do it!

    Coffee makes the world go around. Love only keeps it populated.
      June 30, 2018 12:16 PM MDT
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