Overheard on the number 27 bus:

'Would you vote for a nasty-natured, spiteful, self-centred, deceitful, foul-mouthed, excuse-ridden, scruffy, saggy, creased up old biddy in perpetual ill-health, who has, time and again, proved terminally disdainful of established protocol and the basic rule of law, for President'?

'Well, who exactly do you have in mind?'