Never heard of dating naked. But I'd go on it. They'd need the extra big blurry thing. Lol.

Not married. But wouldn't be opposed to one.

I didn't have any issues with it till I started to gain weight. I'm not fat anymore, but I do have a slight belly. That's why I'm a home nudist only. Plus there are no nudist friendly places near me.

Who are the TOS? only TOS I'm aware of is when talking The Original Series of Star Trek.

But that's who I fool around with. Lol.

Does using your other hand count?

Not all fish copulate in that manor. Sharks are fish and they have sex like other animals. The only difference is the male shark losses his dick in the process to ensure that his seed is used. I'm unsure if it grows back or not, but they have two anyways....  moreNot all fish copulate in that manor. Sharks are fish and they have sex like other animals. The only difference is the male shark losses his dick in the process to ensure that his seed is used. I'm unsure if it grows back or not, but they have two anyways. And not all fish lay eggs. Some sharks give birth like mamals do.  

From what I've read about most sharks is they fuck till the male shark's dick gets torn off. I call that one.

Not my schlong, but I did knick my right testicle pretty bad. The blood stained my pants and made them unwearable.

I have never met or dated a girl who one day decided she wanted anal.

I remember phone booths. And I'm only 34.

Yeah. Where was my good time? Lol.

I called one I found on a bathroom stall door once. It said "for a good time call Brittney" and a number. It was a dude's number. He got pissed off at me. Lol.

Your mean :-P. Lol.

Poor kitty. Why did you do that?

Wtf did you do to that cat?

Losing both would be worse.

Never been to the ocean?

Seeing as how I've only had oral sex. Oxygen sounds like a good flavor while exerting yourself. Lol.

Depending on how hot I think she is, ripping them off her at the extreme to "heh"

I would if I could remember her last name. It was Hispanic. But knowing my luck she found someone and has since had kids.

What scares me is I might have found her already but was too dumb and fucked the relationship up. She wanted to talk over the phone more and since I'd of had 0 privacy at where I lived I decided just walking the 6 houses over to get to her place and talk ...  moreWhat scares me is I might have found her already but was too dumb and fucked the relationship up. She wanted to talk over the phone more and since I'd of had 0 privacy at where I lived I decided just walking the 6 houses over to get to her place and talk there. I should have talked over the phone with her more. I was dumb.  

34 almost 35

I'm getting desperate for it though.

I am a virgin, so no and yes.
I hope my first will be one, but it looks more and more likely that I'll need to buy sex. Which would mean she wouldn't be one :-(

Lol

Nice

Better than mine. Mine is:
"Damn, you guys do call at inappropriate times. Right now I'm fucking my wife and daughter. Can I call you back in a bit? I don't want to finish in them the first go round this evening."

*in a deep, evil, and foreboding voice*

Your soul. Muahahahahaha.

Kinda like how I wouldn't find it arousing to get stroked by another dude?

I'm the only male allowed to touch down there. Even at the doctors or the er. Either a female nurse or woman doctor can touch it. And yes I have gone to the er with a problem down...  moreKinda like how I wouldn't find it arousing to get stroked by another dude?

I'm the only male allowed to touch down there. Even at the doctors or the er. Either a female nurse or woman doctor can touch it. And yes I have gone to the er with a problem down there. It ended up being a severe allergic reaction to my old detergent. Scared me though. Lol.
A male doctor wanted to touch it and I said hell no to that. Lol.  

You sure? I'm pretty sure the straight ones wouldn't mind their kittens petted by anyone that knew what they were doing.

Weather they've had a few or not, they may let you pet their kitten.

I blame my autocorrect. It tends to do that weather I want it to or not.

As long as they don't flap and catch wind I'll be happy. But for my first go at it I'd love her's to be virgin tight.

Since all the vegans I know are gay or lesbian. I'm sure its OK.

Plus they don't look at humans as animals.

What's the wrong end? If your a guy that doesn't enjoy anal and your the one without the erection. Then that's the wrong end I guess.

Yes they are seductive.

You have a nice smile and "cone hither to" eyes. Definitely a 10+ in my books.

Where are these photos?

Define the parameters. Is 1 the best or worst?

I'm bout 5

Double standard here:
When women dress provocatively its sexy.
When gay men do it, its not.

You might get along well with my brother. He's not very muscular, but he aibt fat either.

Girl with a penis?

Gay guys can answer too I guess.