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If you had a real big living room would you get a pet chimpanzee?

The only thing stopping me from getting a pet chimpanzee is that my living room isn't big enough for a chimpanzee to ride their tricycle around in (chimps love to ride tricycles). Cheers and happy weekend! 

Posted - February 29, 2020
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  • 11005
    No, adult chimpanzees are really mean. I would get a pony instead.
      February 29, 2020 6:00 PM MST
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  • 5391
    Not if my living room was a hangar bay. Chimps make terrible pets. 
      February 29, 2020 6:17 PM MST
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  • 44619
    Dude...what are you smoking?
      February 29, 2020 7:01 PM MST
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  • 11112
    Not sure I think it's a Burmese Kush  strain - I got almost 2 ounces of it for doing 6 hours of grounds keeping work last Thursday. Cheers and happy weekend!
      February 29, 2020 7:18 PM MST
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  • 1817
    id get an inflatable hot tub 
      February 29, 2020 8:16 PM MST
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  • 11112
    So that the chimpanzees can relax after riding it's  tricycle? Cheers and happy weekend!
      February 29, 2020 8:44 PM MST
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  • 6477
    Aww no I couldn't! My environmentally conscious side wouldn't allow me.. it's now considered unethical to have pets like chimps - they apparently don't make good pets in reality. 
      March 1, 2020 7:50 AM MST
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  • 44619
    Yeah...a woman in Cleveland had her face ripped off by one. Really. She got a face transplant.
      March 1, 2020 9:24 AM MST
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