Listen, as long as you only pretend to answer my questions, how about if I just pretend to ask one?

*pretends to not notice*

That depends ;-))

Fake answers and fake questions? Okie dokie.

I find your question quite pretentious. No questions for you...one year.

Won't be the first time. 

Wait a minute... Can I say that? I mean it wasn't a fake reply on another fake reply? I'm confused now.

Since you're going to call me out, yes, I've been faking it this whole time.

"Oh Randy!  Oh Randy!  Your questions are so engaging and intriguing!"

Sound familiar? 

It's not like I'm bragging to my friends or anything if that's what you mean. 

It goes like this. There IS no pretending.  This is either black or white.  You either have an answer on here or not.  You cannot fake this.