It's a quiz!
https://www.magiquiz.com/quiz/can-we-guess-your-age-by-the-words-you-use/
So you’re 26! Did we get it right? Shhh don’t say anything, we know what we know. You’ve got a great vocabulary, but you grew up in the age of ever-changing technology, so you’re up on all the latest language trends as well. You’re not opposed to change, but you’re still a stickler for grammar in some cases.
It was probably a lucky guess.
You are the dancing queen or king, young and sweet, only 17! You are up on all the newest lingo, but you know that emojis are the future. Soon enough, the written language might not even be around. And you’re totally cool with that. Ugh, you’re already bored with this description. No hashtags, and whoever wrote this has to learn how to abbrev.