These are my favourite, I’ve already post them here, but that’s fine. The Australian one was funnier two days ago before people started going nutz with the toilet paper here too now.
As I was standing at a supermarket check-out this morning, I heard the cashier tell another customer that there was a 2-unit limit on toilet rolls. She said to me afterwards, "What a pity there isn't a virus that kills idiots!"
She’s not wrong, these people that are buying up everting in bulk are selfish idiots. It’s just adding to the panic, I usually go grocery shopping today (Saturday) I don’t think there’s any point in going Cos probably nothing left to buy.
Is it that pure Purell, ya know, da real deal, or has it been stepped on ten times? Lil’ J over by the projects tried ta sell me some dishwashin’ liquid disguised as Purell, took my last $50 an’ ran off laughin’, ya know. I need the real stuff, ya know, I caint even remember the last time I scored. I caint take dis much longer, I’m goin’ stir crazy tryin’ ya find some junk, ya know? Ya gotta lemme have some, ya know, ya jes’ gotta. I been all up and down the block, I been axin’ my peeps, I even been axin’ strangers, ain’t nobody got none, nobody is holdin’, or at least that‘s what they say, but I know they lyin’ holdin’ out is more like it. I need it bad, I’m hurtin’ over here, I’m really sick. I’ll even cut you in on some tildes I heard about bein’ shipped in next week. I wasn’t gonna tell anyone, I was gonna try an’ hit ‘em myself, but iffen ya could see yo‘ way clear ya hookin’ a brutha up wi’ a few ounces of the Sweet P, I’ll let ya ride wi’ me when I go after them. I wouldn’t normally ax ya, but I’s all strung out, ya know? Can a brutha get paid up on here o’ whut?
Jaimie 